you may be 6'1" by persimmon (4.00 / 3) #1 Mon Jan 30, 2006 at 08:05:11 PM EST
But you're a champion-level slumper.

Configurations for carrying stuff vary with the stuff you're carrying and the manner of your terrain. My dad, for example, bikes to practice with his tuba. He uses a trailer.

Bear in mind that suspension doohickies limit load-carrying capacity; piling shit on top of can make 'em sit too low and defeat their entire purpose. And oh lordy, does carrying shit on one's back suck, especially if one needs to stand up for part of one's commute. Get a frame with freaking eyelets, ni, and install a rack.
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Slouched height: 5'7 or so. by ni (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Jan 30, 2006 at 08:20:53 PM EST
Yeah, I can slump like nobodies business.

256 advises strongly against fancy suspension whatnots too. I think I agree with you -- the weight/inevitable breakage doesn't seem worth the small gain in riding comfort, particularly where I will mainly be on roads. It seems incredibly difficult to find a mountain bike without them, though -- at least locally.

This one lacks them, as well as having some eyeletish things. I'm not sure what to make of it, though. As mentioned above, it seems unusually cheap. It also has the disadvantage of being ugly as hell, although I guess this is a comparatively minor consideration.


Think metahistorically, act locally. -- CheeseburgerBrown
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Dude, you put Quasimodo to *shame*. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #5 Tue Jan 31, 2006 at 01:16:58 AM EST
If you're 6'1", I'm Meadowlark Fucking Lemon.

General rules are: All skirts no lower then [sic] two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church) --Travis Frey
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Quasimodo, eldest of my proteges. by ni (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue Jan 31, 2006 at 01:31:35 AM EST
It's true, he learned well, but not near well enough. Unable to learn the secret of slouching so severely as to fold space within yourself, he inevitably perished. The dark secrets of slouchdom were not meant for his control.

It's somewhere between 6'0" and 6'1". This is universally regarded with some suspicion, so you'll either have to take my word on the matter or wait until I make it to West Coastia.


Think metahistorically, act locally. -- CheeseburgerBrown
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DUDE YOU PHYSICLY ACCOSTED ME IRL. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #7 Tue Jan 31, 2006 at 01:45:27 AM EST
YUO FAIL IT.

General rules are: All skirts no lower then [sic] two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church) --Travis Frey
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Shit. by ni (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Jan 31, 2006 at 04:46:51 PM EST
Last time this happened I ended up paying child support.

While I was utterly loaded for the duration of my stay in your presence, I do not recall you defending yourself from my accosting with a tape measure, thus rendering this data point invalid. If this is another of the many details from that weekend that "got lost to the haze", I sincerely apologise for this unwarranted slander.


Think metahistorically, act locally. -- CheeseburgerBrown
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Kinda like this by calla (4.00 / 2) #9 Tue Jan 31, 2006 at 02:22:47 AM EST
NiBurns


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Excellent /nt by Dest (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Jan 31, 2006 at 08:44:10 PM EST
NO TEXT MUTHAFUCKA!
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Hello Meadowlark Fucking Lemon by Dest (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Jan 31, 2006 at 08:45:41 PM EST
How are you today?
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