DUDE YOU PHYSICLY ACCOSTED ME IRL. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #7 Tue Jan 31, 2006 at 01:45:27 AM EST
YUO FAIL IT.

General rules are: All skirts no lower then [sic] two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church) --Travis Frey
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Shit. by ni (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Jan 31, 2006 at 04:46:51 PM EST
Last time this happened I ended up paying child support.

While I was utterly loaded for the duration of my stay in your presence, I do not recall you defending yourself from my accosting with a tape measure, thus rendering this data point invalid. If this is another of the many details from that weekend that "got lost to the haze", I sincerely apologise for this unwarranted slander.


Think metahistorically, act locally. -- CheeseburgerBrown
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