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Attention London Infidels!

By ni (Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 05:34:39 PM EST) london, pleading, wombats (all tags)

In which lodging is pled for.

From Wednesday, March 7th through Monday March 12th I shall be in London as a member of the Toronto to London Husi Invasion. As things presently stand I have nowhere to sleep.

At least one or two nights will probably be spent in a hostel, and if necessary I could likely spend all of them there. This would, however, suck severely. It would suck like running out of beer just when the strippers show up. It would suck like husi being down. It would suck like legislation limiting the maximum amount of time per day you can spend in bed. It would suck like being broke in London on your birthday; for yes, dear husi, it's true: March the 9th is my birthday.

I throw myself on your mercy. I need only a few feet of floor space (closets are fine), a spare countertop or even a wall with some straps. Alcohol provides me with a miraculous ability to sleep anywhere.

Help me, husi; you're my only hope.

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Attention London Infidels! | 19 comments (19 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback

why would staying in a hostel suck so? by aphrael (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 05:50:32 PM EST

If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

$$$ [nt] by debacle (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 06:18:22 PM EST

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

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?! by aphrael (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 06:30:45 PM EST

hostels are cheap by comparison to hotels or b&bs.

If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.
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: Ferraris are very cheap by debacle (4.00 / 2) #4 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 06:31:58 PM EST

by comparison to supersonic jets or sub-warp space dreadnaughts.
"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

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debacle wins! /nt by ni (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 06:34:08 PM EST

"Not of this world..." -- 256, on the subject of the New Jersey Turnpike
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FWIW by iGrrrl (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 08:50:36 PM EST

I vouch for ni as boffo house guest.

"we had a little over an hour to see the entire zoo. we scanned the map, and decided on what is most urgent: wombats." misslake

As do I. by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #7 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 09:24:39 PM EST

He seems to be housebroken and everything.
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inspiritation: the effect of irritating someone so much it inspires them to do something about it. --BuggEye
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Cheeseburger let him stay in the house, I think. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #8 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 10:27:32 PM EST

or maybe it was littlestar?

General rules are: All skirts no lower then [sic] two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church) --Travis Frey
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I am pretty sure by ni (4.00 / 1) #9 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 10:42:05 PM EST

that I was a guest in chateau nstenz/lilflighttest for the duration of my stay, although I admit the possibility that I could be wrong -- I did have a glass of wine with dinner one night, and that can make my memory a bit foggy.

"Not of this world..." -- 256, on the subject of the New Jersey Turnpike
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: You, sir, are correct. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 10:44:21 PM EST

I think we all had a glass of the special wine.
General rules are: All skirts no lower then [sic] two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church) --Travis Frey
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I'm not sure where I'll be staying either by komet (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Feb 23, 2007 at 02:14:02 AM EST

still no word from Alice Pulley - has anyone heard from him?

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<ni> komet: You are functionally illiterate as regards trashy erotica.

Nope by Phage (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Feb 23, 2007 at 05:23:55 AM EST

I do still have his number.

Founder member Golgafrinchan 'B' Ark
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I'll text him tonight. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #16 Fri Feb 23, 2007 at 09:44:42 AM EST

And call him next week if I don't get a response. He is still alive.

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thanks by komet (2.00 / 0) #17 Fri Feb 23, 2007 at 09:52:50 AM EST

weren't you planning to stay at his too?

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<ni> komet: You are functionally illiterate as regards trashy erotica.
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Indeed. by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #18 Fri Feb 23, 2007 at 10:00:40 AM EST

Hopefully he's still up for some quality debauchery/hardcore Scrabble playing (256, I'm looking at you.), otherwise I may have to take it a bit easier and leave at 11.30ish.

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: i never turn down a game of scrabble by 256 (2.00 / 0) #19 Fri Feb 23, 2007 at 02:05:26 PM EST

though i fear that playing with the british word list might be a big hurdle to overcome.
and very rarely do i turn down a good debauch.
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_{I don't think anyone's ever really died from smoking. --ni}
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This diary is slipping down by Phage (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Feb 23, 2007 at 05:22:53 AM EST

Because of the tyime differences. I'd recommend PMs to the usual suspects. Breaker, JtL, Alice et al.
I'd offer, but I live >1hr out of town and the house currently has N and I, plus 6 kids in it. Not really suitable.
Heh - I'd also have to explain to N that teh intarweb peeps are coming to stay as well as the 3 extra kids. I will be there for the 9th March. Are we still at The Anchor ?

Founder member Golgafrinchan 'B' Ark

Shit by hulver (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Feb 23, 2007 at 08:59:47 AM EST

I've just realised. I don't have anywhere to kip either.
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proposal by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #15 Fri Feb 23, 2007 at 09:34:08 AM EST

Just stay up all night and party!

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